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Scarlett Letters – Wonder Woman #33 Reviewed!

28

Oct

Posted by Steve

Scarlett Lynn returns with her take on Wonder Woman #33. This is the Penultimate chapter of the Rise of The Olympian Story arc and big things are happening in the world of Wonder Woman. It’s kind of fitting that she’s been tied up with this while Superman has been dealing with Kryptonians and Batman has been…well…dead. I like that DC, even though they’ve got the whole Blackest Night thing going are trying to return to a time when a person could collect one or two titles and be happy. Then, crossovers meant something…but…this is Scarlett Lynn’s review of Wonder Woman, not my take on the state of comics, so without further blabbering on my part…

WONDER WOMAN #33 – Rise of the Olympian, Finale: Monarch of the Dead

WonderWoman33.jpgHave I ever mentioned that Wonder Woman travels home to the island of Themyscira via a giant, magical, flying clamshell? Sort of like the one in the painting “The Birth of Venus”… only more mobil? If I haven’t, then consider this a quick little primer and heads up.

Anyway… as this issue begins a giant, magical, flying clamshell is skipping across the ocean and slams into the shore of Themyscira as two Amazonian guards look on. (Now aren’t you glad I provided a clamshell-transportation tutorial? Think of how random that scene would be without it!) The guards rush to find Diana unconscious, badly beaten from her previous battle, and they send for her mother. At first Hippolyta is, of course, focused solely on her injured daughter. Then, however, one of the ladies calls her attention to the ocean and the veritable wall of sea-monsters that’s approaching.

Now, Hippolyta is queen for a reason. The woman knows what to do in a battle. Step One: Have the unconscious Diana taken off the battle field to safety. Step Two: Remind someone to grab you a sword when they get a second. Step Three: Take off robe; prepare to defend kingdom in pajamas.

As her mother fights off the invading hordes in her PJs, Diana is slowly regaining consciousness as Phillipus is bandaging up her injuries. Phillipus asks her what happened to her hands, which are especially burnt, and Diana recounts her battle with Genocide. She explains how she had tried to go back for the creature – not wanting to give into the desire for revenge. Her musings are interrupted when she begins to hear the noises of the battle going on at the beach. Phillipus instantly knows what she’s thinking and tries to reason with her but Diana won’t hear of it. Her hands are too damaged to be of much good on their own so she has Phillipus bind a battle axe to her left hand and her lasso to her right hand using the bandages.

In the midst of the battle, the creatures begin to retreat. Ares has ordered Euphemus to focus the attack on Thalarion and Zeus’ Olympians. Athena appears to the Amazons and asks Hippolyta if they will help the men that Zeus wants to replace them with. The two groups join sides against Ares’ forces but Diana bypasses all the carnage and heads straight for the source. In order to stop his twisted plans for the future and to put an end to the war that he had instigated, Diana kills him.

As Diana stands there, removing the weapons she’d tied to her hands, Zeus approaches and congratulates her. Then, oblivious as always, Zeus proceeds to cheerfully tell Diana that he’s created a champion to replace her so that she can run off and be a good wife and mother like she was always meant to. Clearly not catching on to the fact that Diana is not a giddy-little-school-girl at his news, he continues blathering on. When he gets to the part about killing her patron god, however, I think he begins to catch on to the fact that she’s none too pleased. It may have been her punching him in the face and screaming “Murderer!” that finally made her feelings clear. Zeus, however, pompously believes that he knows best and continues on with his decree. Hippolyta will no longer rule, Achilles will take over her role, both the Olympians and the Amazons will be under Zeus’ command and Diana will obey him as her god.

Diana refuses. She renounces all her gods and because they are the gods of the Amazons… she declares that she will no longer be an Amazon. She says goodbye to her mother and promises her that she’ll be alright with her friends and alludes to possibly making amends with Tom. With a final warning to Achilles to look after her people she flies off. Alone.

Skulking around (as she apparently just lives to do) Alkyone mutters to herself about Diana still being an evil dragon and is disgusted with her for abandoning her mother. She reveals that, prior to his death, Ares placed Genocide’s soul in a totem in Alkyone’s possession. She vows to kill Diana and become the mother of Genocide.

STORY: 4 out of 5

DANG! They really weren’t kidding when they said they were planning on shaking up the lives of the DC Trinity. Diana’s not an Amazon any more and is on her own. Her former people and family just had their whole world completely turned upsidedown. And you’re left at the end of this story with no clue as to where it’s going to go next. Her best friends in the superhero world aren’t around anymore… for various reasons. The people who surrounded her in her day-to-day life are just completely messed up at the moment.

I love the story for having the guts to just take the character out of her comfort zone and try something new. Best of all, though, is that they haven’t just shaken up her story in some arbitrary way. It’s been a slow, honest change based on the logical progression of the story and the characters. Continuity for the win!

Forget about what’s coming next, though. [Although considering how late this review is... you may already know what comes next and what happens after that and whatever comes after that. Sorry!] What this issue does so well is payoff one little thing I’ve been begging to happen. Someone finally decked Zeus like he’s been deserving for a while now. Thank goodness it was Diana. (I also would have accepted Hippolyta.)

The only thing that’s holding me back from five stars was that face off with Ares. Really? Way to go out without even trying, Ares. I get that quick is good sometimes but of all villains in Wonder Woman’s rogues gallery… Ares has been there a pretty long time and could have gone down with a little more fanfare and a bit more of a fight. Especially on the heels of the previous issues epic battle with Genocide. Maybe that’s it, though. It’s kind of impossible to top that smack down so they went with the exact opposite.

It was a good summation of this Rise of the Olympians arc and it definitely makes me want to see what comes next for Wonder Woman.

863474_ww_cv33_var_super.jpgART: 4 out of 5

Not quite the 5 out of 5 that the last issue delivered for me but still good. It probably has a lot to do with my own personal bias. Big, scary monsters are never going to be my thing. They always come off a little cheesy for me and there are quite a few in this issue. It’s the renditions of the characters that always impress me with Aaron Lopresti’s art. Their body language and facial expressions are always so honest and indicative of precisely where that character is at in that moment. I could have used a few more epic frames though. A panel or even a full page to really climax the events. Near the end it all felt so small. Still, it was definitely enjoyable.

COVERS:

Main Cover: 3 1/2 out of 5

I liked that this cover was essentially a sequel to the cover of issue #31. It’s as though Wonder Woman is standing in the aftermath of the events on that previous cover. While I do like it for that aspect, there’s something about it that comes off a tiny bit bland. It feels a little more like an internal panel than a cover. The imagery works… Diana, alone on the battlefield with evidence of the Olympians and the Amazons having been there. It definitely conveys what’s going on for the character at this point. Yet, while it worked for me on the other cover, here it just feels a little too spelled out and on the nose. Nice art but I think the concept could have been played with just a bit more.

Variant Cover: 5 out of 5

This cover is just pretty and I mean that in the best of ways. I think it’s a beautiful piece of art. A haunting, elegant portrait of Wonder Woman. I love the colors that were used. The sleepy-eyed, close-up of Diana as the feathery sparks and flames fall all around her makes for a gorgeous picture. Plus, it still manages to convey elements of the story. It’s a striking cover. It jumps out at me. I really liked it.

MEMORABLE QUOTES/LINES:

Diana: “Bind the lasso to my right hand, General.”

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Athena: “Will you aid the men who mean to take your place and everything you have sacrificed for, for thirty centuries and more?”

Hippolyta: “… I’ll get my boots.”

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Diana: “Then I will no longer be Amazon.”

Scarlett Letters – Wonder Woman #32 REVIEWED

13

Jul

Posted by Steve

ScarlettLynn is back keeping us up to date on all the happenings with everybody’s favorite Amazonian princess.  I have to say, were it not for Scarlett’s reviews I wouldn’t know how good this book has been.  So thanks again go out out to ScarlettLynn for going strong on the reviews.

WONDER WOMAN #32 – Rise of the Olympian, Part Seven

If I was trying to do the super condensed, running-out-of-time version of the recap for this issue, I could probably do it in just one sentence: Wonder Woman and Genocide fight! Because that really does sum up the knock-down, drag-out, kick-ass events of this issue. But if you’ve read any of my reviews before then you’ll know I don’t really do “super condensed.” So here’s the long, rambling version that I just can’t stop myself from writing.

817813_001_super.jpgLast issue ended with Wonder Woman making a vow to find Genocide and this issue opens up with the revelation that she made good on that promise. She and Genocide are in the midst of a brutal fight through the streets of Washington, D.C. Civilians and cops are trying to stay out of the line of fire as Diana and the monster throw each other into and through various cars and buildings.

While the battle rages on the streets below, Tom and Morrow arrive in a stealth Department of Meta-Human Affairs helicopter that has been outfitted with some weapons that Morrow has managed to get his hands on. In an attempt to help out Diana, Tom launches a weapon at Genocide. This results in not a whole lot more than creating a cloud of dust that Diana has a hard time seeing through and pissing off Genocide. Things weren’t going well before the boys showed up but now the situation manages to get even worse. They’ve gotten Genocide’s attention and that is not something you want to do.

Genocide throws a city bus full of people at the helicopter. Diana has to fight her way free from the creature’s grasp so she can rescue them. It takes her a split second to make the choice in the heat of battle and she goes to save the bus load of people instead of Tom. Tom and Morrow survive the crash but now Genocide has her hands on Tom. Despite all the cuts, burns, bruises and broken bones that get dealt out during this fight, the most devastating blow comes in the form of what’s to come. Genocide uses the power of the lasso to uncover a secret and prompt Diana to answer a single question: Did she ever really love Tom? It’s an emotional kick to the balls when she answers, “No. I did not.”

Forced to hurt the man that she does care about, Diana is pissed off. The fight heats back up as Diana uses her tiara to slash at the creature and break her grip on Tom. She flies with the monster in her arms out of the atmosphere of earth; ice forming on them both as they reach space and then fire encompassing them as they fall through the atmosphere on reentry. Still trading punches they slam back into earth like a meteor, fight through subway tunnels and then back into the sky. Diana is pretty sure she’s broken something and her right eye is black-and-blue and swollen shut.

As the the warrior and the god fight it out, Tom is embracing denial. He refuses to believe for a second that it was real. All he can allow himself to believe is that Diana’s revelation was a trick. Zeus, meanwhile, is also watching the battle play out. He is showing Achilles the fight so that he’ll understand what a remarkable warrior he’s going to be following in the footsteps of. Achilles is kind of wondering why they don’t just go help her out. Zeus rambles on about Achilles taking over and never really answers that question. Someone really needs to smack Zeus upside the head at some point in this arc because he is just making all kind of dumb, crazy-ass decisions lately. (Although sadly enough, those decisions seem to be completely in character for him.)

The final stage of Genocide and Wonder Woman’s battle plays out in the sky over the ocean. Moody, black storm clouds surround them as they fight. Diana is broken, bruised, cut, burnt and scarred. But she’s not down and she is Wonder Woman, dammit. With a last burst of strength and power she grabs hold of the strands of her stolen lasso and rips the thing right out of Genocide’s body. She watches for a moment as Genocide falls into the water – broken and unable to move – and thinks about just letting the monster die alone in the dark. She’s tempted to allow it to end like that. Yet she can’t bring herself to commit murder if there’s any other way and she dives into the water to get it back. Genocide, however, has disappeared.

On the shores of Thalarion, Ares meets with an Olympian traitor, Euphemus. He confirms that he recovered the body of Ares’ future queen, Genocide, and pledges his loyalty to the War God. Ares’ commands him, as the son of Poseidon, to command every sea creature to attack. He plans to destroy Zeus and both the Olympians and the Amazons forever.

STORY: 5 out of 5

842361_mar090170d_super.jpgIt’s awesome stories like this that leave me pissed off that Warner Bros can’t seem to get a “Wonder Woman” movie made. How awesome would this fight have been on the big screen? Incredibly, massively awesome! That’s how awesome. This issue seriously felt like the big mind-blowing fight that caps off an epic superhero movie. The whole story felt like it had been building to this moment and it just totally delivered.

Yet, as bad-ass as the fight was, it wound up being Tom getting his heart broken that ended up really standing out for me. I think it’s incredible that it was the emotional punch that Diana dealt Tom that was the biggest blow delivered in this issue. From cover to cover the issue is pretty much a non-stop fight… except for that one jarring moment when Genocide calls everything to a halt and asks for Diana to tell the truth about her feelings for Tom. They’ve been foreshadowing something not-good in Tom and Diana’s future since Hippolyta appeared in a vision to him a couple issues back. I’d been crossing my fingers that everything would wind up working out for them but outside of joining Tom for a long swim in the river called “Denial”, I think I’m just going to have to accept that they’ve got a rocky future at best after this.

The whole thing was written so well. It’s complete payoff on the fight you’ve been wanting to see since Genocide first showed up and beat Wonder Woman. It’s Diana reclaiming her stolen lasso in the most fierce way possible. It’s the beat down that Genocide so richly deserved. I loved the way the fight was plotted out. It was dirty and messy and had them both evenly matched. One of the moments that I really loved was, in my mind at least, an homage to “Superman II.” When Genocide threw that bus at the helicopter there’s this moment where Wonder Woman looks on in horror and thinks “the people.” It instantly brought to mind the fight between Zod and Superman from that movie… and then instantly brought about my depressed rant about how we can never get a live-action “Wonder Woman” movie.

Seriously though… tremendous action, gut-wrenching emotion, total payoff of everything that’s been hinted at and a big set up for the final chapter in the next issue. Now if we could just get a mention as to whether or not Wonder Girl is still lying unconscious in a pile of ruble from several issues back then all my questions will be answered. (Aside from wondering what the heck is up with Crazy-Donna.)

ART: 5 out of 5

Page one and we are in the fight. Aaron Lopresti has to spend the majority of this issue drawing two characters beating the hell out of each other. Somehow he manages to never let it get dull. It’s a brutal and savage fight but he also manages to never let it just become gratuitous gore. (An especially impressive feat considering Wonder Woman stabs Genocide in the face with her fingers at one point.) Things definitely get violent but it never comes across as cheap.

There are some stunning hero shots of Wonder Woman throughout the issue. The fight scenes have a great sense of motion to them. And during the final battle, when Wonder Woman and Genocide are fighting in the air, surrounded by storm clouds, the setting creates this great moody tone. I really like the clean lines and clear art. You can see the detail of the battle and he makes it very clear so that you can follow exactly what’s going on from one panel to the next.

I love the way he can convey a character’s inner thoughts and emotions from the way he draws their faces. You don’t need a lot of exposition about what Diana is thinking and feeling when you can see a range of emotions play out across her face over the course of a couple of panels. There was also a great consistency in showing the toll that the fight was taking on Diana. From one page to the next you could see how much damage was being inflicted on her and by the end she really looked like she’d just gone ten rounds with an opponent who could have conceivably beat her. You don’t often see the heroes walking around with a swollen-shut black eye and it adds to the impact and weight of the fight she just won.

COVERS:

Main Cover: 4 out of 5

Oh, it is on! One look at this cover and you instantly hear schoolyard chants of “Fight, fight, fight!” There’s only one thing this cover makes you expect from the pages within and that is the mother of all superhero/supervillain smackdowns. And while both Wonder Woman and Genocide look ready to pummel each other, the ferocity that Diana is displaying is just off the charts. She’s almost snarling. The cover totally sets up a “this-is-going-to-be-good” reaction and that perfectly leads into what’s to come once you turn the page.

Variant Cover: 5 out of 5

The variant cover, this month, has moved away from the artistic depictions of the various images of Wonder Woman and has come back around to being about the storyline at hand. I like the previous type of variant art but I’ve got to say I like this even more. It’s still a beautiful piece of Wonder Woman art that focuses on the character. Now, however, it’s also a depiction of the warrior’s fury that she unleashes in this issue. Love the perspective in this cover. I think I’m going to have to start picking up a few of these variants.

MEMORABLE QUOTES/LINES:

Wonder Woman (to Genocide): “When we place your lifeless head on a pike, near our latrines… would you like to face east or west?”

Wonder Woman (thinking): “I heard a snap a moment ago. Not sure if its broken my collarbone, my morality, or both.”

Scarlett Letters: Wonder Woman #30 Reviewed

30

Apr

Posted by Steve

ScarlettLynn is back with her review of Wonder Woman #30.  Read it and let me know if she likes it…I can’t tell.

WONDER WOMAN #30 – Rise of the Olympian Part Five

I remember when I first began reading “Wonder Woman” trades and comics, that I wasn’t expecting very much.  She WW30reg.jpgwas one of the few female superheroes who’s name I knew and the fact that she was the most known heroine was pretty much the sole reason I picked up the book for the first time.  The tv show was from just before my generation and all I really knew about her was that she had a lasso and an invisible plane.  I didn’t have the childhood-defining movie to connect to her like I did with Superman and she didn’t seem to have the cool-factor of Batman.  But then… then I actually read the comics.  Once I was actually exposed to Diana, Princess of Themyscira, I was totally hooked.  She could spar with Superman and stare down Batman.  She is different from anyone else in comics.

Wonder Woman isn’t just one thing; she’s endless contradictions and complexities that make her one of my favorite characters.  She’s an ambassador for peace, yet she’s also a ferocious warrior.  She’s a modern superhero who fights alongside the Justice League.  And she’s incredibly serious about her religious pantheon of ancient Greek Gods who are very much a part of her life and philosophy.  She’ll stand up at the United Nations and make a speech about the need for equality and about the cultural beliefs she wants to see the world embrace.  And then she’ll go help Superman beat up a robot.  She’s just plain awesome.

So, I should have known better than to have been worried about how she’d possibly survive the events of “Rise of the Olympian.”  What I should have been worried about was whether or not any of her enemies would still be alive once the dust settled.  Which is exactly what I was reminded of with this issue.

It’s still the aftermath of the explosion and Diana is determined to find her friend, Etta.  Steve Trevor shows up and assures Diana that she’s got nothing to worry about from the Department of Meta-Human Affairs because he’s taken charge.  All he needs from his friend is for her to find his wife and bring her back.  So while Steve stands guard to assure some privacy, Diana goes to question Cheetah in further detail.  It’s one of the most chilling unresolved scenes from this story.  Sure, we still don’t know what’s up with Donna Troy or Wonder Girl, but the only big question that I’m waiting to get answered is: “What did Wonder Woman do to Cheetah?”

Wonder Woman has Cheetah bound in rebar – possibly having picked up some tactics from her earlier beating at the hands of Genocide.  Of course Cheetah is all cocky and blase about Diana’s “idle threats.”  Until Diana places her hands on Cheetah’s face in an eerily familiar post and reminds her of the name Maxwell Lord.  At first Cheetah is certain that Diana’s bluffing.  Of course she’s not really going to kill another captive enemy like she’d done before with Max, right?  Diana even freely admits that she regrets her actions that day and wishes there’d been another option.  Yet I think Cheetah starts believing that it might not be a bluff when Diana slashes her face with her tiara, picks her up by the tail and holds the sharp edge to it – threatening to cut it off.  She demands to know where Genocide has taken Etta with a ferocity that would make Jack Bauer go cry in the corner and divulge his secrets.

Unfortunately we know exactly where Etta is.  She’s currently being held in her own personal hell as Genocide tortures her with the stolen lasso.  The creature is demanding that Etta tell her everything about Wonder Woman but Etta is utterly defiant.  She’s certain that Diana will defeat the monster.  Genocide tries to play on any lingering doubts about Steve’s feelings for Diana but instead of breaking Etta, it just pisses her off.  She vows to kill Genocide if Diana doesn’t do it first.

On the new Olympian island of Thalarion, Zeus has gathered his men together to watch as he creates his new champion out of fire and a stolen God-heart.  He names his new creation Achilles, King of the Olympians.  Meanwhile, back on Themyscira, Hippolyta prays for the safe return of her people.  The first one we see arrive is her loyal second-in-command, Phillipus.  She also welcomes back the Bana-Mighdall Amazons who – despite their previous strained relationship – all embrace as Amazons sisters.

Diana has gotten her answer to Etta’s location somehow.  We see her arriving at the headquarters of the Secret Society but we get no explanation to exactly what happened in that room with Cheetah to get her from there to here.  Faust and Morrow watch on the monitors as Diana rips and smashes her way through steel doors, tanks and robots.  Faust flees from the path of destruction Diana is leaving in her wake and Morrow goes out to face her.  He tells her everything he knows about the creation of Genocide.  That she was a creature made from a strange body that Cheetah had brought to their scientists and the dirt from the sites of genocides the world over.  He begs Diana’s forgiveness for his soul and his sins and knows that the creature can never be stopped.  Finally he tells her to go to the top of the building.

Diana flies straight up, through multiple floors and ceilings of the building, to find her best friend strung up with rope and a mocking note from Genocide.  She’s non-responsive and in shock and Diana carries her downstairs in her arms.  Some members of the society are standing there, foolishly thinking they’re getting their second wind.  She tells them to get out and when they don’t listen right away… she begins throwing punches.  Wonder Woman literally rips the entire skyscraper down with her bare hands in a fit of unrestrained rage.

When she walks out of the dust and rubble, Etta still unconscious in her arms, the only person who has stuck around is Dr. Morrow.  He feels responsible for the hell that he’s unleashed and he wants to help Wonder Woman try to find a way to stop it.  Diana has only one question: “How do I kill it, Professor?”

STORY: 5 out of 5

Wow… just wow!  Did I already say wow?  Cause this feels like the “wow” thing could bear some repeating.  So, um… wow.

I’ve read through this issue a couple of times WW30var.jpgnow and it is just an awesome story.  The pace, the energy, the dialog is just all hitting in the right combination.  Somehow Gail Simone was able to take everything that had already happened and make it feel like we hadn’t seen anything yet.  All the hell and devastation that had been piling up on Diana and making it feel like she’d fall apart at any moment only served to ignite this intense focus and rage in her.  She is all warrior in this issue.

When we see Wonder Woman enter that basement to interrogate Cheetah alone, it’s very disconcerting.  Cheetah has lost any ability to intimidate or threaten or seem even remotely menacing now that she has succeeded in ticking off Wonder Woman.  Diana, on the other hand, has become almost frightening.  The moment where she marches into the Secret Society headquarters is, perhaps, one of the most bad-ass moments I’ve read in comics.  When she rips the steel doors off their hinges like they were made of tissue paper and uses them to demolish a tank… well let’s just say you’d be hard pressed to find a better way to make a dramatic entrance to a room.

Faust’s reaction to this was probably my favorite moment in the entire issue.  He just steps back from the monitors in the security room and deadpans: “Well, hmm.  I’m out.”  It’s the most logical reaction I’ve ever seen a supervillain have to a situation like this.  You’ve got an angry, battle-scarred superhero in your front lobby beating your robot and supervillain allies into scrap metal and cowering shells of themselves.  What are you going to do?  You put on your jacket, you turn to your now former ally and say: “Good Luck, May the Dark Gods bless you, I am gone.”  It was awesome.

The stakes feel real throughout the entire story, too.  It never just becomes about Diana punching Shrapnel in the face.  You always feel the tension and the purpose.  The need to find and get to Etta is always there and the urgency is palpable.  Zeus’ hijinks with his Manazons are still fairly disconnected from Diana’s story at the moment – although you know that’s where it’s headed soon enough.  But with Hippolyta’s scene with the returning Amazons you can really start to feel the beginnings of a huge battle getting underway.  Zeus may have plans to retire the Amazons and ship them off into the sunset but none of these ladies are going anywhere without one hell of a fight.

Genocide remains horrific.  Gail Simone never shies away from making her villains truly villainous.  This is a horrible, monstrous being who is unspeakably evil.  She, or it, is a sadistic creature that really feels unstoppable.  And now I’m wondering if there’s even more to it then just the unstoppable God of Genocide that Diana’s facing now.  Morrow described the body that Cheetah had brought them to use in the creation of Genocide as a body that “even in death, it pulsated with energy. It actually glowed.”  I’m wondering if this is the body of someone we might know.  Of course then I started wracking my brain for incredibly powerful, dead, possibly-female villains that might have it in for Wonder Woman… Medusa? Granny Goodness?  I’ve got no clue but I do know that a Gail Simone comic = creepy villain.

ART: 5 out of 5

I feel like I see something new each time I read through the comic.  There’s another line on someone’s face as they set their teeth a little tighter while shooting a defiant look at their opponent.  There’s the small, appreciative smile on Diana’s face as Steve hugs her and reassures her that this isn’t her fault.  There is such wonderful detail  on all the character’s faces that you can clearly see their mood in each scene without having to read a word.  The look on Faust’s face as he makes his “I’m out” comment works so well.  You can almost hear him delivering the line with a dead pan tone and perfect comic timing.

There were some especially great panels that I wanted to point out.  Just before throwing her tiara at Cheetah and slashing her across the face, Diana looks down at her own reflection in the metal.  When she turns and faces Cheetah you see cold determination in her face but in this reflection you see the sadness and weariness that she can’t show at any other time in this story.  In the same scene there is also the recreation of the Max Lord neck-snap scene.  Just by simply blocking the image correctly and putting her hands on either side of Cheetah’s head in just the right way, she doesn’t even need to mention the name in order for it to evoke some strong memories of a major event in Diana’s past.

COVERS:

Main Cover: 4 1/2 out of 5

It’s a little bit overcrowded on the cover but aside from that I liked it.  The coloring was really vibrant and just leapt off the page.  It could easily have been too much but I think they were able to pull off intensity without becoming garish.

Variant Cover: 4 out of 5

I’m really liking this series of alternate covers they’ve been doing for the past few issues.  There are some really varied takes on Wonder Woman and I think it’s making for an interesting series of images.  This one really features the lasso in prominence and has a lot of strength and sharp angles to it.  I think it’s a strong image and I like it.

MEMORABLE QUOTES/LINES:

Wonder Woman (to Cheetah): “All right.  You said it yourself.  We’re at war.  Do you know who Maxwell Lord was, Professor?”

Wonder Woman (to Cheetah):  “As I said, I regret my actions back then.  I’m sure I’ll regret this action as well, Cheetah.”

Akila: “We… we lost our path.  We strayed.  We stand defeated, humbled and naked.”

Hippolyta (handing her a sword): “You belong here by birth and will.  Let this cover your nakedness, Amazon.  Sister.”

Morrow: “And I’ll have you know I worked for a year building that tank.  It was designed to survive a nuclear blast.”

Wonder Woman (throwing a curved chunk of metal into the wall beside his head): “You might want this back, then.  I think it was the steering wheel.”

Wonder Woman (internal monologue): “I thought I was done with this.  The rage.  It could never happen again, I told myself.  And fool or not, that is what I need to be right now.  And Goddess help any living thing in my way.”

No Comics Needed – Wonder Woman #28 Reviewed

15

Feb

Posted by Steve

In an effort to get Geek Out Online more regular in the posting area, I am assembling a team.  (Yep, just like Nick Fury.)   The first member of said team I want to introduce to you is Amie-Lynn also known as ScarlettLynn (her name on the forums).  Scarlett is a comic book reader and knows her stuff.  You can find her waxing eloquent in the comic books section of the forums and you’ll find she knows her stuff.  In her first outing here at Geek Out Online, she tackles a book that yous truly doesn’t really pick up, so it’s nice to have a different take on things.  Here’s ScarlettLynn’s review of Wonder Woman #28.

704353_wonder_woman_028_pg_00_super.jpg When Steve asked if there were any comics I was interested in reviewing for Geek Out Online my thoughts instantly went to “Wonder Woman.” While Superman and Batman might be getting all of the attention lately for their storylines, Wonder Woman is now three issues into her current big story: “Rise of the Olympian”. And if I might be so bold as to borrow an expression from the gracious host of Geek Out Loud (the official podcast of Geek Out Online.com)… Oh. My. Lanta!

In Diana’s first confrontation with Genocide she was badly beaten, injured, had her lasso stolen and was left bound with rebar to the rubble of what was once a downtown shopping mall in Washington, DC. Donna Troy, Wonder Girl, Tom Tresser and Etta Candy are all trying to help the fallen Wonder Woman. Though injured and weakened Diana knows that she has to go back to fight the creature because no one, not even the Justice League, knows what her lasso is truly capable of.

The creature was created by Dr. Morrow and others at the Secret Society of Super Villains but despite Cheetah’s insistence that the “experiment” was his idea, he is horrified and believes the idea came from Satan. When it stole her lasso it went back to the Society and had them surgically implant it in its body. Despite apparently being an experiment of the Society, Diana felt that the creature was a god during their battle. Cheetah doesn’t seem to have any qualms about ordering it around, however, and sends it to attack the Department of Metahuman Affairs (where Diana works in the guise of her secret identity, Agent Diana Prince). Despite the combined efforts of Black Canary, John Stewart, Red Tornado, Vixen and Firestorm the creature is easily defeating them all.

Meanwhile, the Olympian gods have returned to Olympus to discover that Darkseid’s crew didn’t exactly take good care of the place while they were gone. (Mercury doesn’t elaborate on what they did to the throne room but we get the idea that it ain’t pretty.) Much like their home isn’t in the best of condition the gods themselves aren’t quite at their peak either. Many do not remember much of the past. Athena remembers a bit more than the others, however, and decides that they’ve lived past their time of relevance and they are no longer needed in the world. Though they’ve fought in the past, when Athena decides to renounce her immortality and die, she asks Zeus to look out for her Amazons and help them in their mission for peace. And in classically less-than-helpful fashion Zeus promises… except his idea of helping them is granting them the gift of the eternal peace of death. (Pretty sure that’s not what she meant, Zeus.)

When this issue starts Diana is back at her place in D.C. putting on her battle armor. And let me just say this right now: this issue is cover-to-cover images of Diana looking incredibly heroic, determined and formidable and in every image you also see just how vulnerable she is because you see the cuts and scrapes and injuries from her fight with Genocide. Tom Tresser, her boyfriend and partner at the DMA, is trying to talk her out of going back into battle with a creature that was able to defeat her when she wasn’t already suffering from internal injuries. She can’t be talked out of it though and before she goes off to war she sweeps him into a big romantic kiss reminiscent of any “soldier kissing his woman before going into battle” image… except this time she’s the one doing the sweeping. (Though he is definitely not complaining about that.) Even though he doesn’t want her to go, there’s no way that he’s not going with her.

Just before she goes downstairs he delivers one of my favorite lines: “You, Mademoiselle… might be the worst ever at keeping a secret identity.” One of my favorite things about Gail Simone is her ability to keep the humor and wit in the dialog and story. Even when things are at their darkest… Wonder Woman about to face her possible death… she injects a touch of lightness or sarcasm that keeps things feeling natural and real.

But it’s back to business now as downstairs she assembles her Gorilla Knights and they prepare for battle. (The simple fact that Diana lives in Washington, D.C. with an army of loyal gorilla knights as roommates while trying to maintain a secret identity is one of the many things I love about this book.)

At the DMA headquarters Director Steel has headed down to the prisoner cells where Doctor Psycho is being kept. Steel has been acting like he’s lost his mind. He’s killed one of his agents for conspiring with the Amazons and the metas, he’s locked down the DMA not allowing anyone to escape and now he’s headed down to Psycho’s cell to kill him. Genocide had been looking for him but Steel’s apparently not about to let him get found alive and points a gun at Psycho’s head.

The Justice League is having no luck with Genocide. She’d already taken out John Stewart and Red Tornado in the previous issue. She’s done the same to Firestorm. Just as she’s about to take out Black Canary and Vixen we see three small panels with someone speaking… a pair of pinkish-bronze armored boots (“Well, well, well…”), a silver lasso hanging off of the belt of someone clad in stars (“Hello, monster.”), and the battle axe we’d seen Wonder Woman carrying (“We meet again.”)

And then… Wow. Turn the page to this incredible two page spread of Wonder Woman in her gold battle armor, battle axe in hand and sword at her side. Donna Troy at her right in her armor that’s a combination of silver and her characteristic star-field with a silver lasso and her hand on the hilt of her sword. At Diana’s left is Cassie, Wonder Girl, with her pink-bronze armor and sword in hand. Behind the three Wonders are her armored Gorilla Knights and Tom in his DMA uniform, spear in hand. It is one simply awesome, bad ass hero shot of them towering over Genocide as they stand atop some rubble and Wonder Woman saying: “Will wonders never cease?” I think if this book was only those two pages long I would have still paid full price for it and been talking about how awesome it was.

The fight begins and it’s brutal. For a moment though you almost believe that the tide has turned in Diana’s favor and that she’s going to win. And then Genocide reveals the lasso that is looped throughout her flesh and bone and slips it onto Diana’s wrist. Wonder Woman screams and simply thinks: “She… she has ruined it. My lasso.” It’s surprisingly chilling how disturbing it can be for Wonder Woman to sound so weak and defeated even if it’s for just a moment. Donna leaps to her sister’s rescue. Wonder Girl rallies Vixen and Black Canary to get back into the fray and the battle continues.

Cheetah arrives at Psycho’s cell and they remove the inhibitor from Doctor Psycho’s head revealing that he is actually Director Steel who has been trapped in Psycho’s body while Psycho has stolen his. Steel is confident that his agents will be able to stop them but Cheetah assures him that they won’t. She’s planned all of this and says his ridiculous organization only has a couple more moments on this earth.

At that moment Diana finally gets in this one strong blow that is able to knock the mask from Genocide’s eyes. From far enough away they might just look like solid, reddish-brown eyes but we get a close up and can see the detail. It’s eyes are made of countless corpses and skeletons. It says “Do you like what you see at the end of your life?” and we cut to the various horrified expressions of Diana, Tom, Vixen, Donna, etc and the sneering face of Cheetah who simply says “Checkmate” before we get a shot of the entire building exploding.

Director Steel had been acting oddly for a while now but I never expected that he was really Psycho. It was such a great reveal. Doctor Psycho is one nasty villain and adding him to the situation just makes everything even worse. So far all Diana’s had to deal with has been the threat in front of her in the form of Genocide, which has been formidable enough. All the machinations of Cheetah and Psycho haven’t even gotten on her radar yet. Plus, there’s still the entire situation with Zeus which has been intercut through this story.

As Diana’s been fighting for her life, Zeus has been giving his new Olympians a tour of their new island home. Rivers of gold, a city of crystal and the only woman allowed on its soil is a statue of the goddess Athena. The one whom Zeus has chosen to lead is Jason (as in Jason and the Argonauts) and he tells him he plans to create a son for him. (Sheesh, Zeus, plagiarize much?) All the other Olympians will be men who died in battle so that they understand the value of peace. However, according to Zeus, peace will come in the form of them killing every dictator and warmonger in the world. The very final page of the comic is Jason leading his men in his ancient looking ship as they prepare to sink a modern American battleship

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STORY: 4 1/2 out of 5 – I love what Gail Simone has been doing with this story.

Wonder Woman is going through these hellish battles with Genocide and it’s been taking everything out of her to just survive these fights. If that was simply the story it would be amazing and exciting and more than enough. Instead she doesn’t even know yet that Doctor Psycho has taken over her boss, Director Steel. She doesn’t know that Cheetah is masterminding this plot with the Secret Society of Super Villains. Worst of all she doesn’t know anything about Zeus’ plans for her, her people and the world. Whenever she’s fighting Genocide you get so sucked into the the intensity of the battle you almost forget that she’s only reached the tip of the iceberg of what she’s about to face in rest of this story. When you cut away to all the other forces that are conspiring against her you really get a sense of peril for Wonder Woman. You actually don’t know how she’s going to survive this.

They’ve also been laying hints that there’s more to come as they begin to examine exactly what her lasso is capable of and I’m really curious to see where they’re going with it. Basically I just can’t wait for the next issue and I think that’s the hallmark of a great story.

ART: 5 out of 5 – I can’t say enough good things about the art in this issue. This entire story arc has been good, but especially in this issue. There are so many great visual moments that completely stayed with me and made the already great story even better. The best had to be the two-page spread of Wonder Woman with Donna Troy and Wonder Girl at her side – all in full battle armor – and her gorilla army and boyfriend, Tom, providing back up. And the removal of Genocide’s mask? So disturbing. The big thing for me when it comes to art is the faces of the characters. Aaron Lopresti can really sell the emotion, tone and intent of the characters through his art and it really works for me.

(Plus the man owns me for life now that he’s drawn that hella-awesome panel of Diana in full battle armor sweeping her man into her arms and leaning him back into one heck of a kiss.)

COVERS:

Faces of Evil Cover: 4 out of 5 - This is the cover on the issue I have. I wasn’t even aware of the variant until later but I’m happy with the cover I’ve got. There’s a great, menacing look on Cheetah’s face as she looks out, off the cover, at the reader while torching the Department of Metahuman Affairs. The whole cover just draws you straight to her eyes. (Although I’m sure a few eyes drifted south with her standing at that particular angle.) The artist, Aaron Lopresti (with Hi-Fi), captures her moment of triumph with her smirking expression and arched eyebrows. The way she’s standing there with her hand outstretched looks like she’s a puppet-master, pulling the strings of everyone in the building below her. (Which is exactly what it turns out she’s doing.) The bottom half of the cover – her setting fire to what looks like a small model of the DMA with a match – isn’t quite as interesting but the way she’s lit from the flames looks great. No one can say it’s not emblematic of what’s happening in this issue.

Variant Cover: 3 out of 5 – I like its simplicity. The gold and the muted colors on her costume are nice. But the shield is just a little bit gigantic. Plus this is issue three of a larger arc and while it’s a nice picture… it’s just too calm and serene for the chaos and hell being unleashed in the story.

MEMORABLE LINES/MOMENTS:

Tom: “There’s one last thing I have to tell you.”
Diana: “Yes?”
Tom: “You, Mademoiselle… might just be the worst ever at keeping a secret identity.”
Diana: “Noted.”

Diana: “Will Wonders never cease?”

Gorilla Knight: “Do you know how to use that weapon, Mate of the Princess?”
Tom (holding a spear): “Not a clue. Isn’t it just sorta plug and play?”
Gorilla Knight: *silence* … “Stay behind me as best you can.”

Diana: “Steel your nerves and find your courage, for tonight we fight a god!”

Wonder Girl: “You guys ready for some hardtime smackdown uglygirl payback?”