My Top Ten Favorite Super Villains – Number 8 – The Absorbing Man
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What do you get when you cross a boxer, a convict, and a man endowed with powers by the Norse god of mishief? Carl “Crusher” Creel. That’s what.
While no one can ever accuse the Absorbing Man of being one of the top dog villains in any Universe, (With the exception of an attempt at a story arc by Bruce Jones, he’s usually a done in one type villain.) (Actually, that’s not fair. I liked what Jones did with the Hulk..mostly. I didn’t even have a problem with the “evolved” absorbing power of Creel.) I have always liked him and found his power visually interesting. He always puts up a good fight against Thor, the Hulk, and in one instance Quasar, and he’s apparently impossible to kill.
Crusher Creel was a washed up boxer with no future when Loki approached him and gave him a magical , unbeknownst to Creel, but knownst to us gave him the power to absorb the properties of anything he touches. And by anything I mean ANYTHING.
I was first introduced to the Absorbing Man in the pages of the Incredible Hulk, and though his origins are that of a Thor villain, he’ll always be in the Hulk’s rogues gallery to me. In the story, he was beaten by touching the Hulk and absorbing all his strength, however, when he calmed down, he became as weak as Banner and the Hulk readily defeated him.
One of the reasons I’ve always like The Absorbing Man was because of a story I read with him early in my comic collecting years. He was pulling himself out of a river having willed himself back together after a battle with The Hulk.
Later on in life, Alex Ross was working on Universe X, and one of the subplots of the story was that some Absorbing Man worshipers were finding pieces of him that had been scattered to put him back together and bring him back…basically from the dead. That’s a pretty formidable foe. No matter what you do to him…he can come back.
With his power, The Aborbing Man can put up a fight with practically any super hero. If nothing worthwhile is around, he’ll start by absorbing the metal from his ball and chain. From there, he may absorb water, brick, other metals, and even energy.  In one particular battle with the Hulk, Creel absorbed the power of an electrical station and the Hulk used water to short him out and defeat him.  (I mention that to make my point about Creel absorbing energy.)
In one interesting absorbtion, Creel found himself facing off with Quasar.  This was in an earlier issue of the series from the late eighties/early nineties.
In fact, this is the first appearance of the Absorbing Man after his fight with Hulk in which he aborbed the electricity. In this fight, he absorbed the properties of Quasar’s power bracelets. In a throwback to the first issue, Creel couldn’t contain the power and it “detroyed” him. He’d return later.
From the cover, hopefully you can see one of my other favorite things about The Absorbing Man. He’s visually interesting. The Absorbing Man is one of those characters that can be given a different look depending on his environment or what he has absorbed. It makes for some very neat looks to the character and he turns out being quite visually interesting.
I’d love to see a story (and this may have happened) where Creel absorbs the properties of Captain America’s shield. He’d be indestructable, and he’d probably look pretty cool too. (Get on that Marvel.)
Whether it’s steal, rock, water, sand, electricity, or Quasars power bands, The Absorbing Man has the potential of a different look everytime he’s on the page. Â It makes for a great challenge to the artist, and also a great freedom.
While I know that The Absorbing Man may not be the most complex or interesting villain in comics, the truth is he provides good times and good fights.  I think it would be possible to see him join the Thunderbolts at some point, because we know from his relationship with Titania that he has some kind of heart underneath that absorbing exterior.
I suppose that’s where I differ, though, from a lot of comics readers. Depth of character, as it pertains to a villain, isn’t a prerequisite for me to invest in a villain. I like a villain that can give our hero a good fight, whether it’s over a thwarted bank robbery, a matter of vengeance, or an attempt to take over the world.
I have always enjoyed a good Absorbing Man story and always will. That’s what puts him in my top ten.
With a history as confusing as the DC Universe, Brainiac is also one of the more interesting of all of Superman’s Rogues gallery. Brainiac was introduced in Action Comics #242. His plot at the time was to shrink cities on Earth to use on his home planet of Byak, which he ruled. It was in this story that we were first introduced to the bottled city of Kandor.
From that point on in his history, Brainiac was just that a super computer. In the eighties Brainiac was given a more robot looking body with a metallic brainlike structure adorning the top of his head. It was also during this time that Brainiac’s Skull shaped spaceship was made popular. This form of Brainiac was made even more popular by his appearance in the Saturday Morning super hero spectactula SuperFriends: The Super Powers Show. In a story arc featuring the ever present Darkseid, Brainiac was even given an origin and a reason for his change in appearance from his time doing battle with the Superfriends in Challenge of the Superfriends.
and overtake it’s technology replacing it with his own futuristic tech. In the end, Lex Luthor actually saved the day by offering up his daughter in return for the secrets to Brainiac’s tech. Brainiac would return later to cause the Man of Steel trouble yet again. (Honestly though, I don’t think I read that arc.
Marsters joined the cast of Smallville as a sometimes guest star in Season 5 of the show. He played a shape shifting, humanoid Kryptonian computer known as the Brain InterActive Construct, Brainiac. Marsters brought a certain air to the character that I don’t know that I ever read in any of the comic stories I’d ever seen with Brainiac, and I had certainly never seen the character portrayed that way in any animated version of him I’ve watched over the years.
I don’t know why I have the Leader this low on my list. I have always enjoyed the character of The Leader. He runs a close race with The Abomination for The Hulk’s arch-nemesis, and it’s quite the pair up. Dr. Doom has his genius pitted against the genius of Reed Richards. Mandarin pits his almost magical alien technology against Iron Man’s tech. The Joker’s insanity is a great contrast to Batman’s near-obsessive quest for justice. The Green Goblin’s strength, agility, and insane abandon is an interesting foil to Spider-Man’s strength, agility, and great sense of responsibility. In the Leader, though, we have a villain who should either be able to completely dispose of his foe, or completely be disposed of by his foe. Yet, it’s a battle of super intellect vs. great strength, and the two are locked in this neverending battle that we comic fans love. It’s a dynamic that I enjoy about the Leader’s presence in the Hulk book and it was one of Stan Lee’s many strokes of genius along with Co-creator Steve Ditko. The Leader also carries with him the classic “take over the world” goal. That is, he did until thwarted by the Hulk, now his quest is one of ultimate vengeance. A dynamic that is unlike any other of the would-be dictators of the Marvel U. Add all of this to the cast of characters that The Leader has created with no regard to human rights at all, and you have a twisted villain that is always fun to pit against the hero (or in the Hulk’s case anti-hero) of the story.
the most intelligent people on the planet. Specifically, he is great with patterns, strategies, and problem solving. In fact, he is so good at strategizing, it is almost a psychic thing when it comes to his plans unfolding. Later, Sterns would begin to lose his intelligence. He then conned the Hulk (gray at the time) to help him absorb gamma radiation that had turned Rick Jones into a Hulk, thus curing Jones and restoring The Leader’s intelligence. he’s gone through some different looks over the years, but his goal has remained the same, destroy Bruce Banner and The Hulk.
indestructable and look a lot like Muscle Men. Remember Muscle Men? They were a toy that came out in the eighties. They came in little plastic cans and there was an assortment of them. I don’t know if they were supposed to be aliens or wrestlers or what. You know what?
Doctor Octopus, or Doc Ock as Stan Lee so affectionately called him, was one of several villains that Spider-Man faced over the years that took his name from a member of the Animal Kingdom. A brilliant scientist who was ridiculed because of his use of his mechanical arms before an accident fused them permanently to his body became a foe who, due to his multiple limbs was able to keep Spider-Man at bay time and time again. Years after it was established that Doctor Octopus was a menace to be reckoned with, he began a rather awkward relationship with May Parker. This, of course, freaked Peter out to no end, and I still don’t quite understand how whole thing happened.
The Hobgoblin came about as a huge mystery in the Amazing Spider-Man title. Roger Stern laid out clue after clue and red herring after red herring. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think that Stern ever actually got to give the answer to the mystery he set up. The Hobgoblin was really nothing more than a cheap knock off of the original Green Goblin, or so it would seem. Then, during the Inferno storyline Hobgoblin was changed into a demonic looking being and was driven crazy by the experience. He only got scarier in each appearance following his change.
Many would argue that The Green Goblin is Spider-Man’s ultimate arch-enemy. I totally see that. He killed Peter Parker’s girlfriend. Everytime he’s come back to life, he’s made it his goal to make Spider-Man’s life a living hell, apparently just for the fun of it.
I love The Riddler. I like the fact that he is so stuck on himself and so hellbent on outsmarting the Caped Crusader that he gives himself away everytime. He’s a bit crazy, but so calculating at the same time.
THE RED HULK. I know that a lot of comic book readers are shaking their heads in disgust right now, but let’s look at the facts.
Let me clarify before I go on to prevent any confusion. I am referring to Galactus of the 616 Marvel Universe, not the cosmic swarm Galactus of the Ultimate Universe.
I was first introduced to Darkseid on Saturday mornings while watching Superfriends. I knew then that he was a much bigger threat than Lex Luthor and his Legion of Doom ever were, but I didn’t know just how evil he really was in the source material from which his character was taken. Throughout the years, I’ve come to enjoy stories involving Darkseid and his search for the anti-life equation. His battles with Superman and the Justice League are the stuff of legend. His uneasy truce with the New Gods of New Genesis is always engaging to read. His treachery knows no bounds and he has surrounded himself with a truly creepy group of lackeys from his right hand man Desaad to Granny Goodness and all the others.
Since most of my initial exposure to comic book characters came from Saturday morning cartoons, it follows that I learned of Sinestro while watching THE CHALLENGE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS. Sinestro appealed to me as kid because he was the antithesis to Hal Jordan. In fact, he carried a weapon that was fueled with an energy that presented itself as Jordan’s one weakness – yellow. Silly? Maybe. However, to a kid on the living room floor in front of his television it made perfect sense as well as good television.